The Manship

Meet Jeff Manship, pitcher on the Minnesota Twins, and possessor of one of the great baseball names.

I'm sure he's used all of these lines, but in case he hasn't, here's a few free ones...


"Hey Ladies, anyone want to take a cruise on the Manship?"

"It really is the size of Manship, and not the motion of the ocean."

"The Manship needs to dock, if you know what I mean, baby."

"How would you like to swab the deck of the Manship?"

"The Manship's torpedoes are ready to fire, honey."

"Just grab the tiller, and you can steer the Manship anywhere you want."

I would have had so much fun with that name!