Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts

Monday, April 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Dumped by Goddess Bree Olson – By Text Message!

More bad news for Charlie Sheen.

It looks like he is down to ONE goddess for the remainder of his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour.

Last night at the BankAtlantic Center in Ft. Lauderdale Florida, Charlie took the stage with only ONE Goddess!

When an audience member asked him how things were going he told them, “Not well, because one left.”

He later told fans that porn star Bree Olson had left and that she had broken up with him via a text message.

Olson, 23, and Natalie Kenly, 24, had been making appearances together on stage during Sheen's live shows, often making out and kissing on stage.

Olson also had to miss several shows as she dealt with a DUI charge in Indiana, and is the dubious winner of “Best Anal Sex Scene” bestowed upon her at the Adult Video Awards in 2008.

Bree was also present with Charlie during his great four day binge last year that sent Sheen to the Hospital after Olson told reporters a briefcase full of cocaine had been delivered to the party house.

Sheen was also joined on stage by fellow D-lister and drug addict Dennis Rodman. No word if he showed up wearing a dress.

It also looks like Sheen’s ticket sales have not been going too well as he has resorted to taking to his Twitter account and giving away tons of tickets for free.

Fans said that about one third of the seats at his Tampa and Ft. Lauderdale shows went unfilled.

Sheen’s next live show is Tuesday at the Verizon Wireless Theater in Houston Texas. My guess is that Texas isn’t going to like Charlie any better than Florida did.

We’ve heard about those people in Texas.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Dog Siesta on Horse

"Can't you find a better spot for your siesta?"
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Dog Siesta on Horse

"Can't you find a better spot for your siesta?"
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Amputees Go on a Dove Hunt

You would think people who have lost limbs would have compassion. Sadly this is not the case. In Olney, Texas, those who have lost limbs meet to exchange stories about their lives and "shoot doves". I am not making this up. Apparently they get a kick out of hunting down the defenceless creatures.

The "club" was established in 1972 by Jack Northrup and Jack Bishop. Seventeen people showed up at the first meeting. Apparently, not all members actually shoot doves. Some attend to enjoy the talk about life and the gadgets amputees have made to improve their lives.

The doves multiply to such an extent that they are in plague proportions in 40 states. No less than 400 million are believed to exist. The hunt is not wasteful: they make a good meal. Cooks have experimented by wrapping doves in Bacon then stuffing them with jalapenos. Now the word is out the club expects to get visitors from all over the world.
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Amputees Go on a Dove Hunt

You would think people who have lost limbs would have compassion. Sadly this is not the case. In Olney, Texas, those who have lost limbs meet to exchange stories about their lives and "shoot doves". I am not making this up. Apparently they get a kick out of hunting down the defenceless creatures.

The "club" was established in 1972 by Jack Northrup and Jack Bishop. Seventeen people showed up at the first meeting. Apparently, not all members actually shoot doves. Some attend to enjoy the talk about life and the gadgets amputees have made to improve their lives.

The doves multiply to such an extent that they are in plague proportions in 40 states. No less than 400 million are believed to exist. The hunt is not wasteful: they make a good meal. Cooks have experimented by wrapping doves in Bacon then stuffing them with jalapenos. Now the word is out the club expects to get visitors from all over the world.
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